If Celebrity Big Brother has at times felt like the Perez and Katie show, tonight was all about Calum Best.

As we pored over events leading up to and following Cami Li’s surprise eviction from inside the house, tensions well and truly boiled over – and Calum came up smelling of roses.

But more of that later – here’s what we learnt from Celebrity Big Brother tonight…

1. Keith has a teeny-tiny… grooming mirror

2. Kav is actually a very good actor

Possibly a better actor than he is a singer.

He was given a secret mission, to get emotional and earn hugs from his housemates. He passed with flying colours.

3. Katie Hopkins is still pretending to have a heart

We’re convinced that she’s playing the best of games. DAMN YOU BRITISH PUBLIC FOR BEING SO EASILY FOOLED.

4. The housemates really do lack logic

This isn’t news or something that we’ve just discovered, but we’re pointing it out anyway.

5. The house is going to feel a bit empty without Cami Li

Well, without her potty mouth anyway.

6. Emma Willis feels the same about Perez as the rest of us

When he went to give the host a hug as she came in to evict Cami Li, she seemed to physically recoil.

7. Keith thinks people should get to use doors

Keith got upset about the manner of Cami Li’s exit.

It started a massive argument, mostly between Katie H and Keith, but partly between everybody. Katie didn’t think Keith had the right to be upset about Cami’s wall exit because he nominated her.

Apparently Keith was trying to “own the sadness”.

8. It’s still ‘The Perez Show’

We know this because he told us.

9. Calum is our hero. Calum is everybody’s hero

Calum let Perez have it. He REALLY let Perez have it.

This was the basis of his argument.

And despite the fact – or possibly because of the fact – he called Perez a c***, everyone really likes him.

10. Spaghetti is over

All of the above happened while Perez shovelled spaghetti into his mouth. That was too much for Kav to take.

11. Perez may regret picking a fight with Michelle

Perhaps feeling stung by Calum’s take-down, Perez turned his attention to Michelle, telling her she does not represent the LGBT community.

12. Calum may just have sealed the win tonight